v0nz0
wzl-lid
Sinds 15/10/2004
T:31 -
R:397
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24/5/2009 -
10:58u
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Tomakos schreef:
You: jezus?
Stranger: hello
You: jezus is that you
Stranger: no
You: yes it must be you jezus
You: it must be
You: I love you jezus
Stranger: ....
You: you are the greatest
Stranger: I amso sorry
You: man the thing you did with the water
You: and walking over it
You: it was so cool man
You: and when you split the sea
Stranger: I am not the guy you looking for
You: wow man i wish i was there so i could have seen it with my own two eyes
You: ah don't be so shy
You: you are that guy
Stranger: I am a man! ok?
You: yes i know, jezus is a man
You: how is it with your hands
You: are they cured from the nails alraidy?
Stranger: may i have you MSN?
You: i'll add you oke
You: jezus@hotmail.com?
You: oké done, i've added you
Stranger: Ok
You: k talk to you later at msn dude
You: bye jezus
how is it with your hands ofwa 
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Tomakos
wzl-lid
Sinds 22/9/2005
T:12 -
R:888
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24/5/2009 -
12:06u
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haha jeps mijn engels is zalig goed.
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MrRed
wzl-lid
Sinds 5/6/2005
T:229 -
R:13960
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25/5/2009 -
13:20u
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jezus heeft niet de zee gesplist ^^
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Tomakos
wzl-lid
Sinds 22/9/2005
T:12 -
R:888
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25/5/2009 -
14:13u
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MrRed schreef:
jezus heeft niet de zee gesplist ^^
jezus, jehova, god, mohammed, mijn mama. who cares.
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Einstein
[mod] Kayniaan
Sinds 24/6/2004
T:84 -
R:2433
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25/5/2009 -
17:14u
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Tomakos schreef:
MrRed schreef:
jezus heeft niet de zee gesplist ^^
jezus, jehova, god, mohammed, mijn mama. who cares.
wat is da met uw mama he?
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Tomakos
wzl-lid
Sinds 22/9/2005
T:12 -
R:888
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26/5/2009 -
7:48u
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Einstein schreef:
Tomakos schreef:
MrRed schreef:
jezus heeft niet de zee gesplist ^^
jezus, jehova, god, mohammed, mijn mama. who cares.
wat is da met uw mama he?
dat moet ik aan u vragen, gij ziet ze meer als ik.
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Humanatur
wzl-lid
Sinds 9/2/2005
T:12 -
R:1084
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27/5/2009 -
14:10u
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nog een goeike
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: where do you come from?
Stranger: where are u from?
Stranger: haha, brazil, and you?
You: hehe
You: nice
You: belgium
Stranger: are u m or f?
You: male
Stranger: oh, i'm male too.
You: i like
Stranger: some problem?
Stranger: you like guys?
You: it's okay, i'm only gay
Stranger: oh thanks i found one gay here!
Stranger: it's so hard!
You: my dick is hard too
You: rrrrrr
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You:
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 21
Stranger: my dick is hard too hum i like that.
Stranger: so do u have msn?
You: of course 
Stranger: could you send me?
You: hm
You: ok
Stranger: thanks.
You: mailadresvannemaatdieonlinewas@hotmail.com
Stranger: i add you.
You: thnaks
Stranger: hahaha is that you?
You: yes
Stranger: i think you send me the wrong e-mail.
You: o
You: really?
Stranger: yes.
You: sorry
Stranger: are u moking me?
You: no, absolutely not
Stranger: good bye.
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El Carlo
wzl-lid
Sinds 15/5/2006
T:17 -
R:677
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21/7/2009 -
14:57u
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tjah
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bloemschikker
wzl-lid
Sinds 17/9/2006
T:6 -
R:209
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23/7/2009 -
10:46u
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: m
You: b or r
Stranger: ?
You: pick your favourite letter, like i did
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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HertogJan
wzl-lid
Sinds 18/2/2010
T:0 -
R:31
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22/2/2010 -
21:56u
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You: sorry, i seem to forget many things lately
Stranger: i see that
You: i'm so sorry
You: must be the drugs i'm on right now
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: what drugs?
You: crystal meth of course, what else?
You: i'm amazed i can still even chat
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: alien
You: i can lay eggs as well
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Kuroto
wzl-lid
Sinds 12/9/2007
T:1 -
R:20
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25/2/2010 -
11:44u
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Looking for a horny girl
You: I'm horny!
Stranger: girl....?
You: Sure
You: Wanna cyber?
Stranger: can i see you first...?
You: Don't have a webcam so i can't take any pics 
You: I can describe myself tho
Stranger: ok
You: I'm a brunette, 1m70 big
You: blue eyes
You: and i'm currently wearing a blue dress
Stranger: cool where you from and how old are you?
You: The netherlands, 23 years old
Stranger: coool
Stranger: so whats under the dress? 
You: Black thong
You: no bra
You: Want me to take it off?
Stranger: YES
You: I slowly start unbuttoning my dress
You: and it galantly falls on the ground
You: Now i'm wearing nothing but a black Victoria's Secret thong
You: You like that, babe?
Stranger: i wish i could see
Stranger: yea i like it
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: hot
You: I cast Enlargement of the One-Eyed Snake
Stranger: good...now its ready for you
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Stranger: amd then we fuck..?
You: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: ((
You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Stranger: sex...?
You: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Stranger: im sorry
You: ugh
You: my dick itches
You: I think i might have squaids
Your conversational partner has disconnected./quote]
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Hilf
wzl-lid
Sinds 12/3/2005
T:24 -
R:2744
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25/2/2010 -
15:47u
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squaids haha hier is er nog ene die naar =3 ziet sè 
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Elle moe
wzl-lid
Sinds 26/1/2008
T:5 -
R:395
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1/3/2010 -
22:36u
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hahahaha
kheb die bash quote altijd zelf al eens in de praktijk willen brengen
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Einstein
[mod] Kayniaan
Sinds 24/6/2004
T:84 -
R:2433
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1/5/2010 -
16:27u
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Stranger: heyy
You: i am the greatest
Stranger: thts awesome
Stranger: greatest at wht?
You: i had a dream
Stranger: ok wht was your dream
You: are you talking to me?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: you annoying as shit to so bye
mensen moeten hun klassiekers kennen
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bastard
wzl-lid
Sinds 25/9/2004
T:37 -
R:3178
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25/9/2010 -
18:20u
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Stranger: heey
You: Now, this is the story all about how
You: My life got flipped-turned upside down
You: And I'd like to take a minute
Stranger: alrightty
You: Just sit right there
You: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Stranger: lovee that showw
You: And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
You: When a couple of guys
You: Who were up to no good
You: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
You: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
You: I begged and pleaded with her day after day
You: But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
You: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
You: I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
You: First class, yo this is bad
You: Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
You: Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
You: Hmmmmm this might be alright.
You: But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
You: Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
You: I don't think so
You: I'll see when I get there
You: I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
You: Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
You: There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
You: I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
You: I just got here!
You: I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
You: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
die heeft het nog lang volgehouden jammer dat ik mijn verhaaltje niet heb kunnen afmaken..
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