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Losealot
Sinds 24/9/2004
T: 55
R: 1358
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1/6/2005 -
9:34u
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aangezien de normale mensen bij fun dees nie gaan snappen...
public class Princess implements ExecutorService { public static final Princess PADME = new Princess();
// private member private StarShip ship;
private Princess() { this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN); Timer timer = new Timer(); TimerTask task = new TimerTask() { public void run() { Princess.this.changeHairStyle(); Princess.this.changeClothes(); } }; timer.scheduleAtFixedRate(task, new Date(), 1000); } }
public class JediKnight implements ExecutorService { public static final JediKnight ANAKIN = new JediKnight(false); public static final JediKnight OBI_WAN = new JediKnight(false); public static final JediKnight YODA = new JediKnight(true);
private JediKnight(boolean isYoda) { if (!isYoda) { this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN); } else { Locale yodaLocale = Locale.EN; this.setDefaultLocale(Utils.shuffle(yodaLocale)); } this.setLightSabre(LightSabreFactory.getInstance()); this.setGoodLooking(!isYoda); } }
public class Sith { public static final Sith LORD = new Sith();
private Sith() { this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN); this.setClothes(DarkRobeFactory.getInstance()); this.setLightSabre(LightSabreFactory.getInstance()); } }
public static main() { // The following line has been commented out so as not // to confuse fans who never did it // Utils.initChildren(JediKnight.ANAKIN, Princess.PADME);
// Use JDK 5.0 concurrency package Future<Set<Child>> padmeFuture = Princess.PADME.submit( new Callable<Set<Child>>() { public Set<Child> call() { try { int weeks = (int)(36+4.0*Math.random()); wait(weeks*7*24*60*60*1000); this = null; System.gc(); } finally() { Child boy = new Child("Luke" ); Child girl = new Child("Leia" ); Set<Child> result = new HashSet<Child>(); result.add(boy); result.add(girl); return result; } } } );
if (JediKnight.ANAKIN.poll(padmeFuture) instanceof ThreadDeath) { JediKnight.ANAKIN.alarm();
// use some marketing ideas Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("object.restore.afterGC" )); Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.power.dark.*" )); Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.power.*" )); Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.*" ));
JediKnight.ANAKIN.setInternalName("Darth Vader" );
JediKnight.ANAKIN.promise(Princess.PADME, new RuntimePermission("*" ));
Princess.PADME.alarm(); Princess.PADME.boardShip();
// Use JDK 5.0 concurrency package Future<StarShip> anakinFuture = JediKnight.OBI_WAN.submit( new Callable<StarShip>() { public RuntimePermission call() { try { Class princessClass = Princess.getClass(); Field shipField = princessClass.getDeclaredField("ship" ); // will never throw SecurityException on Jedi Knight shipField.setAccessible(true); JediKnight.this.add(new RuntimePermission("object.ship.board.*" )); return (StarShip)shipField.get(Princess.PADME); } catch (SecurityException se) { // never supposed to happen to Jedi Knight System.out.println("Internal error. Contact George Lucas." ); System.reboot(); } } } );
StarShip padmeShip = anakinFuture.call(); padmeShip.put(JediKnight.OBI_WAN);
JediKnight.ANAKIN.see(Princess.PADME); Princess.PADME.removeLove(JediKnight.ANAKIN);
JediKnight.ANAKIN.see(JediKnight.OBI_WAN); JediKnight.ANAKIN.removeLove(Princess.PADME); JediKnight.OBI_WAN.removeLimbs(JediKnight.ANAKIN); // note - absolutely no need for GC, Anakin will be collected automatically.
ReferenceQueue<JediKnight> sithWatchList = new ReferenceQueue<JediKnight>(); PhantomReference<JediKnight> anakinRef = sithWatchList.remove(); JediKnight anakinPhantom = anakinRef.get();
Sith DARTH_VADER = Sith.LORD.assemble(anakinPhantom, LimbFactory.getSpareInstances()); MouthPiece newMouthPiece = MouthPieceFactory.getInstance(); // no need to check that it works - guaranteed to work with no noise DARTH_VADER.add(newMouthPiece); DARTH_VADER.rise(); } else { // TODO - create alternative scenario for Sith revenge } }
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